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Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 579	Posted - 2015.11.19 21:59:58 - [1] - Quote Hi IGS, Now Hougikku Corporation was founded as a arms manufacturer and we actually never released a Gun before...BUT NOW WE ARE PREPARING TO RELEASE OUR FIRST GUN! Yep! After a year and a half in business as a Arms manufacturer we are actually now making guns..Holy ** we are bad at this aren't we? But enough staling lets get to the main reason we are here, to give the world a slight preview of the future of warfare, the "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifle..Now i know what you are thinking "What makes your Rail Rifles better than the ones Kaalakiota makes?" Well il tell you why our Rifles are better! The "FK-U-M9" Shoots rounds faster, farther and more deadly than those pop-guns Kaalakiota produce, and we even took it up a notch, we thought that one gun is boring as , so we decided to make it two rifles in one...Yep, we are that *** badass that we need to add more gun to a gun..I bet you are wondering how that works? Il explain The Rifle has two barrels and can be loaded with two magazines, you can choose to fire both barrels at the same time (We take no responsibility in dislocated shoulders or broken necks) or you can choose to fire one barrel and switch to the other barrel when one of the magazines is empty so you can keep firing and killing the dumb fucks that got in your way! And of course we got the classic firing modes like Single shot, Burst Fire or my favorite, fully automatic! But yo, what about close quarters? Oh don't worry we got that covered, *** 2 nova knife bayonets on the front of the gun for stabbing badassery And the carnage does not stop there! Thanks to Hougikku corporation's patent weapon power code tech, we can easily power the entire gun...OR BLOW IT UP! Thats right, its also a *** grenade! We figured that bullets are lame by themselves, so we figured out a way to add explosions! Just set the power core to self destruct and toss it for instantly annihilation of everything near it Ready for the kicker? * gonna blow your mind, foldable stock, thats right! *** foldable stock! So you can easily store the "FK-U-M9" in your purse, under your pillow or in the cookie jar...i don't recommend the last option but..I can't really stop you now can i? Well thats all we got for it right now...Keep a eye out for the "FK-U-M9" in stores in the near future for only 70,000 ISK! What a steal! im practically paying you to buy it! FK-U-M9, when you absolutely positively have to kill every ********** on the battlefield..Look no further
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 580	Posted - 2015.11.20 01:26:10 - [2] - Quote Kador Ouryon wrote: I feel obliged to ask if you have any of the previous generations in stock..... particularly the "FK-U-M8". It's not that I would actually make use of the weapon...... the novelty is enough to justify the price tag. Well Models 1-8 were all test models..but the M8 has been released to certain people for testing purposes and they are very much out there! If you find someone willing to see them...the M9 is just the first model we will release to the public!
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 582	Posted - 2015.11.20 15:46:36 - [3] - Quote Sirlan Takahi wrote: Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: I am a big fan of this product for all your home high speed projectile needs. You won't find one my kitchens without at least one! You might be cooking the wrong way... Actually i forgot to mention that the nova knife bayonets can be replaced with egg beaters and Rolling pins
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 584	Posted - 2015.11.20 18:47:04 - [4] - Quote Tyrel Toov wrote: That's all good, but does it make coffee? Coffee pot expansion sold separately
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 586	Posted - 2015.11.20 19:35:42 - [5] - Quote Lyn Farel wrote: Did you know that ninety seven percents of all living things are not exploding in New Eden right now? Well in all honestly..explosions should remain on the battlefield or in my case, in my backyard because explosions in heavily civilian populated areas is unacceptable, explosions are for killing people that wish to blow you up also...If the target is in area that has a high civilian population then we must do what we can to avoid collateral damage but remove the target So while not everything is exploding..Thats something that we should all take comfort in, we don't want our friends or home blown up, we just want the shitheads that are attacking us to blow up because they are trying to blow us up
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 586	Posted - 2015.11.20 22:31:30 - [6] - Quote Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote: Blow up? This is a gun!? I thought it was for crepes. Who the ** said it wasn't also for crepes? Those things are delicious as **
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 588	Posted - 2015.11.21 19:27:35 - [7] - Quote Special deal Going on currently If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"Gäó Rail rifles for the price of Three! five rifles for just 210,000 ISK Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 Again Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 588	Posted - 2015.11.21 19:29:37 - [8] - Quote Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Special deal Going on currently If you call our super special deal number right now, you can get Five "FK-U-M9"Gäó Rail rifles for the price of Three! five rifles for just 210,000 ISK Just call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 Again Call 1337-12342-1235573332-12357751122--5555555-1 to take advantage of this incredible deal BUT WAIT THERES MORE! If you call within the next hour we will toss in a Nova knife BlenderGäó for free! THERES EVEN MORE! If you call within the next 10 minutes, you can get 20 boxes of IshukrunchGäó free also! So what the **** are you waiting for? Punch the number in and give me your money for this high quality goods
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 591	Posted - 2015.11.30 04:09:14 - [9] - Quote Got slight announcountment Now that me and the team got done giving hive fives to each other and ** after our newest product release its time we started our next plan This December on the 10th we reveal the plans for our newest line of gear We call it "The tactical Deployable family" Because ** you the creative team at Hugokiiu corporation is garbage and i should really replace their ass I won't reveal too much about the items in this new line, but i will say that one of the deplyoyables planned is a Jammer capable of scrambling the connection between CRU units and uplinks in its range..Won't necessarily remove the problem..but it will buy a squad some time to rush a heavily defended post More information on the devices will be revealed this December 10th so be prepared to see the future of warfare PREPARE THY ANUS FOR THE FUTURE
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 592	Posted - 2015.12.02 21:05:33 - [10] - Quote Anslo wrote: ...anyway, how about that order? Oh the order is ready sir, its just a matter of getting a shipping address so our deliver service can smugg- i mean legally transport theses fire arms though Customs without any shenanigans taken place.. No illegal selling of fire arms to pirate organizations happening here....

Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 592	Posted - 2015.12.02 21:18:15 - [11] - Quote [Deliver transcript] Customer - Anslo Tetua Number - 6441124410 Order - 250 "FK-U-M9" Rail Rifles Sent from - Soshin VII - Moon 4 - Caldari Provisions Plantation Sent to - Vestouve IX - Moon 11 - Aliastra Warehouse Total jumps - 29 ETA of arrival - 43 Minutes Thank you for buying from Huogkkiu Corporation! If you require customer service, please address all questions to our thread here! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6043736#post6043736
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 592	Posted - 2015.12.02 21:19:52 - [12] - Quote Kador Ouryon wrote: Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line? Thats a really good idea....Il have to jot this down for later use..
Foley Aberas Jones Huogikku Corporation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 592	Posted - 2015.12.02 21:36:57 - [13] - Quote Kador Ouryon wrote: Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Kador Ouryon wrote: Have you considered naming you new burgeoning arms smugg....... I mean arms trade the 'FK-U-GU15E' line? Thats a really good idea....Il have to jot this down for later use.. Well when this turns into a staple of Huogkkiu Corporation perhaps I'll receive a gold plated nova knife blender with the inscription 'FK-U-GUI' and a small SI interface that repeats the phrase "You get nothing! Nothing!' We actually have a platinum blender that nobody won.... Deitra Vess wrote: You selling them in jita? Or do I really have to get it shipped to me? Jita is a silly place for silly people

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